Why is the longest human nose record only eleven inches?
Ans. Otherwise, it would be a foot.
What kind of pliers do Mathematicians use?
Ans. Multipliers
What do you call a three feet of trash?
Ans. A junk yard.
How do you make seven even?
Ans. Just remove 's'.
What will happen to inchworm when we go to metric?
Ans. He'll become centipede.
How do you make number one disappear after adding something to it?
Ans. Add letter 'g'.
Who invented the round table?
Ans. Sir Cumference.
Ans. Otherwise, it would be a foot.
What kind of pliers do Mathematicians use?
Ans. Multipliers
What do you call a three feet of trash?
Ans. A junk yard.
How do you make seven even?
Ans. Just remove 's'.
What will happen to inchworm when we go to metric?
Ans. He'll become centipede.
How do you make number one disappear after adding something to it?
Ans. Add letter 'g'.
Who invented the round table?
Ans. Sir Cumference.
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